We can dance until we die, you and I will be young forever.

by theycallmejack

I wanted to use that song, but last time I used bad Katy Perry lyrics, people started looking for porn on this blog…

Haha! I’ve decided that I love ‘Teenage Dream’ by Katy Perry, mainly because I think it would fit into my musical based on the music of Katy Perry immensely. But also I think its awesome because it’s one of the rare times that I’ve heard a popular song before it gets popular. The only other times were ‘Liquid Confidence’ and ‘Underdog’ by You Me at Six, and ‘Undercover Lover’ by Kids in Glass Houses… I suspect ‘Stay with Me’ by You Me at Six will soon join those ranks…

I know I’ve been going on about this for weeks and weeks, and yet it still hasn’t even been started because I have no idea how to go about writing a professional musical, but I think it would be absolutely amazing!! Imagine it. California. A teenage jock, confused about his sexuality. His sexy but bitchy cheerleader girlfriend who’d do anything to keep him. The new kid a manipulative, confident gay guy who’s determined to make the jock his new boyfriend. And obviously, as it went on, we’d discover the hidden fragility inside all of the characters as the cheerleader and the new kid battle it out for the jock’s heart. The opening song would be ‘California Gurls’. A duet of ‘Hot ‘n’ Cold’ and an all male version of ‘I kissed a Girl’. And ‘Teenage Dream’ would fit in perfectly as the heartwarming final song! I LOVE IT!! Katy Perry’s music would fit into it awesomely, it’s quick, it’s punchy, it’s witty, it’s sexy and yet there’s that hidden fragility behind it. That’s why my musical would work.

And onwards! Onto a completely unrelated subject!! I have spent a day as a Viking today! Remember how I volunteer at a Bird Sanctuary? Well right at the back of the reserve, there’s a recreated Viking village, and in the summer, we have History Week, which is this week!! So my job today was to look after the fire. So I’ve had a hearty log blaze and I’m currently stinking of smoky wood, but I love that smell, so it’s all good!! Also, I’ve been teaching visitors about Gladii swords, Bearded axes, and 8th century longswords and how they would be used in battle. Oh yes, Jack with fire and swords. What could possibly go wrong?! Mwahahaha!!

Also, this is completely random, but has anyone else noticed the subtle changes that WordPress has introduced? I like it. Looks sleek… sexy..l. sensual… erotic… wait. What?!

I got given a warrior’s bracelet as my viking alter ego Rollo the Fearless today… I haven’t taken it off. My dad said it looks puffy. I told him that’s fine, cos gay people are far more fashion forward than straights! OWNED! I’m really surprised he hasn’t already worked out that I’m gay yet…

Speaking of which! Guess who’s been made an admin of the National Campaign Against Homophobia?! ME!!! Mwahahahahaha!!! So everybody join it, because homophobia is bad: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=176427033513&ref=ts

Obviously there’s an actual website too, but you can’t join that!! Also, if anyone’s interested you can see how me and my mate Samantha met on there, because we met on that Facebook group!!

I just remembered!! For the past 2 days I’ve been working on the final episode of Madmen!! Woooooooo!!! So far the character’s featured have been Lily, Lily’s dad, Tyson, and Zach. But they’re all gonna be in there! So don’t worry, Madmen has not been forgotten, but the more I write it, the more I realise that this will be the final ever Madmen episode. The only thing I’d ever be tempted to do with that cast ever again is a spin off with Zach and Tyson a few years later, with cameo appearances from the rest…

Now, I’m trying to force the main NCAH operator to make me a biography for the site so I’m off…

That’s what you missed on, JACK!!

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